was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
Hogwarts Headmasters (x)
robots getting really concerned when a human yawns and then another human does as well and wondering if this is some sort of group signal that they need to respond to so they just awkwardly go “aaaaaa” to try and imitate them
robots jumping and getting really scared when a…
do you guys ever just miss the apocalypse?
THE LEVIATHANS LOOK PRETTY FUCKIN NICE RIGHT NOW
AZAZEL WASNT THAT BAD
LILITH WAS A SWEETHEART
LUCIFER WASN’T A DICK
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
Bunny hopping on snow.
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational